Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie? Preeto: No, darling, why do you ask? Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!
Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana? Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.
Bhikari: 1 rupay de do. Lady: Sharam nahi aati itne smart, khubsurat, handsome, nojawan ho ke bheek mangte ho! Bhikari: Achcha darling phir 1 chumi hi de do.
Wife: Kyun ji, Aapne to bola tha ki without reason no drinking, Abhi why drinking..? Husband: Darling Deepavali is coming na rocket fodne ke liye bottle chahiye na